{"type":"standard","title":"Gauteng","displaytitle":"Gauteng","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q133083","titles":{"canonical":"Gauteng","normalized":"Gauteng","display":"Gauteng"},"pageid":309661,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Constitutional_Court_of_South_Africa.jpg/330px-Constitutional_Court_of_South_Africa.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Constitutional_Court_of_South_Africa.jpg","width":4928,"height":3285},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1299618927","tid":"a2e85c78-5cc3-11f0-9140-b90ffa51039b","timestamp":"2025-07-09T12:52:57Z","description":"Province of South Africa","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-26,"lon":28},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauteng","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauteng?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauteng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gauteng"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauteng","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gauteng","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauteng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gauteng"}},"extract":"Gauteng is one of the nine provinces of South Africa.","extract_html":"
Gauteng is one of the nine provinces of South Africa.
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mark Twain Tonight!","displaytitle":"Mark Twain Tonight!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6770099","titles":{"canonical":"Mark_Twain_Tonight!","normalized":"Mark Twain Tonight!","display":"Mark Twain Tonight!"},"pageid":2229454,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/MarkTwainTonight.jpg/330px-MarkTwainTonight.jpg","width":320,"height":179},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/MarkTwainTonight.jpg","width":423,"height":236},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1294784094","tid":"548058de-456b-11f0-b725-789a79a7ed66","timestamp":"2025-06-09T19:52:53Z","description":"Theatrical presentation by Hal Holbrook","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Tonight!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Tonight!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Tonight!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mark_Twain_Tonight!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Tonight!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mark_Twain_Tonight!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Tonight!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mark_Twain_Tonight!"}},"extract":"Mark Twain Tonight! is a one-man play devised by Hal Holbrook, in which he depicted Mark Twain giving a dramatic recitation selected from several of Twain's writings, with an emphasis on the comic ones.","extract_html":"
Mark Twain Tonight! is a one-man play devised by Hal Holbrook, in which he depicted Mark Twain giving a dramatic recitation selected from several of Twain's writings, with an emphasis on the comic ones.
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