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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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