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{"type":"standard","title":"Miniature meriam kecil","displaytitle":"Miniature meriam kecil","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q85623263","titles":{"canonical":"Miniature_meriam_kecil","normalized":"Miniature meriam kecil","display":"Miniature meriam kecil"},"pageid":63154183,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Two_currency_cannons.jpg/330px-Two_currency_cannons.jpg","width":320,"height":235},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Two_currency_cannons.jpg","width":636,"height":467},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1295669907","tid":"f0adc9bd-49a0-11f0-9d0b-d564aec364f7","timestamp":"2025-06-15T04:26:43Z","description":"Small version of meriam kecil","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_meriam_kecil","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_meriam_kecil?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_meriam_kecil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Miniature_meriam_kecil"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_meriam_kecil","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Miniature_meriam_kecil","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_meriam_kecil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Miniature_meriam_kecil"}},"extract":"Miniature meriam kecil is a type of very small cannon found on the Indonesian archipelago. Usually the length of these cannons is between 10–60 cm (3.9–23.6 in), with a caliber of 15 mm (0.59 in) or 16 mm (0.63 in), and has been around for hundreds of years. They are designed and decorated like a normal sized meriam kecil.","extract_html":"
Miniature meriam kecil is a type of very small cannon found on the Indonesian archipelago. Usually the length of these cannons is between 10–60 cm (3.9–23.6 in), with a caliber of 15 mm (0.59 in) or 16 mm (0.63 in), and has been around for hundreds of years. They are designed and decorated like a normal sized meriam kecil.
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