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A Fading Summer is an EP by The Clientele. The EP was issued in 2000 on March Records. It was re-issued in 2003 on Merge Records.
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Sir Robert Killigrew (1580–1633) was an English courtier and politician who sat in the House of Commons at various times between 1601 and 1629. He served as Ambassador to the United Provinces.
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