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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

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