{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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